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PostSubject: Peacock!   July 28th 2010, 21:45

A woman took her 92 year old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes:
“... they decided to grab a bite at the food court.

She noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange , and blue.
Her dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing her Dad, she quickly swallowed her food so that she would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one,

and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'”?
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PostSubject: Re: Peacock!   July 28th 2010, 23:00

bwhahaahhah! That is some funny stuff right there! LOL

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