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PostSubject: sweet tea rx   April 29th 2010, 12:04

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
Home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
Home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a
sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
swished And swished, and he didn't touch me!"



Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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PostSubject: Re: sweet tea rx   April 29th 2010, 22:23

lmfao nice Razz
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PostSubject: Re: sweet tea rx   April 30th 2010, 18:51

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PostSubject: Re: sweet tea rx   April 30th 2010, 19:28

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: sweet tea rx   April 30th 2010, 20:13

Lol

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PostSubject: Re: sweet tea rx   May 1st 2010, 11:22

very nice lol
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