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PostSubject: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 4th 2010, 10:51

Guy on the TBSS forum actually did this to his g/f!





One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while sh e tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where se picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

and just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that B*TCH knows I'm smarter than her.

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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 4th 2010, 11:40

LMFAO!!!!!! Good one..
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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 4th 2010, 23:57

Sir I tip my hat to you!
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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 5th 2010, 00:14

lmao thats a good one she deserved that
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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 12th 2010, 21:33

That is awesome!!! i am going to do exactly that! it wont help but she will get the point!
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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 12th 2010, 21:47

old but good... I still do that about once a month

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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   April 12th 2010, 21:57

Blazonic wrote:
old but good... I still do that about once a month


does it help?

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PostSubject: Re: When you hear "not tonight honey"   September 2nd 2010, 07:35

i don't have this problem.


sux for you guys.
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