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PostSubject: ever wonder...   March 3rd 2010, 11:56

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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PostSubject: Re: ever wonder...   March 3rd 2010, 15:34

LMFAO!!!!!!! I especially laughed on the Congress one lol. Oh and on the women putting mascara with their mouths open bwahahahaha.

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PostSubject: Re: ever wonder...   March 3rd 2010, 21:36

# 1 for the congress!! lol
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