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    PostSubject: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:50

    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:51

    Yo momma so fat, she uses the high way as a slip-n-slide

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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:53

    Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:57

    Yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a application
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:59

    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 03:01

    yo momma so fat, the fat on the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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    Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 03:27

    Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
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