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    PostSubject: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 01:50
    Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 01:51
    Yo momma so fat, she uses the high way as a slip-n-slide

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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 01:53
    Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 01:57
    Yo momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a application
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 01:59
    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:01
    yo momma so fat, the fat on the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:04
    Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
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    PostSubject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT Yo Momma.....   January 9th 2011, 02:27
    Yo momma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
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